flameking:

turn on: image

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
(via sensitizes)
me sexting
boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

gallifrey-feels:

alloverthegaf:

A town in Western Australia broke the record for the largest gathering of people dressed as cows.

*sigh* these are my people