bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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turntechgoddamnit:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Important doguments

turntechgoddamnit:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Important doguments

allteensrelate:

R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.

heliolisk:

my anaconda dontmy anaconda dontmy anaconda dont want none unless u got buns hun

heliolisk:

my anaconda dont
my anaconda dont
my anaconda dont want none unless u got buns hun

did you know

scottthepilgrim:

instead of sending people asks about simple questions you can use the website www.google.com

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

lamelohan:

at school:
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queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional