You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.
Anonymous

kamie-malik777:

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

Damn

charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

flavora:

 

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 

princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 

turkeystuffer:

math